Hopefully to distract you from the lack of content. Although, if Blue Sky Alpacas can send out tens of thousands of skeins of yarn with the following label, how can I expect my students to take grammar seriously?
"Store your little treasure neatly folded, after all, it may be a family heirloom."
married, knitter, wearer of pet hair, dancer, little bit of a rock star. Oh, and if I mention anything about students, rest assured that I have changed their names, gender, age, and any other identifying features. Or maybe I don't even teach and am making it all up.