Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Dear Ms Knitiquette

Dear Ms Knitiquette:

I went to a brand new yarn store last month and the owner did not mention my knitwear even once. I had festooned myself carefully and paraded about the shop for almost an hour. There was only one other customer in there. Isn't the owner obligated to notice my knitting?

Fretfully,
Vexed and Incessantly Needy


Dear Vain:

Maybe what you were wearing was ugly.

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