VD Baby

Here's the knitting content--which is really crochet. Gent's mitt from 1865:

And here's the real life stuff:

I'm in the bathroom at school and find that someone has thoughtfully provided some reading material: a tract, which is the "diary" of a fetus. In it, little unborn Barbara wonders about what her Mommy looks like and what it will feel like to feel the wind in her hair. And then WHAM! Mommy kills Barbara and we get a whole bunch of bible verses on sin.

Lovely.

So I look in the other two stalls to see if I need to remove any more of these edifying tracts and what's in the last stall?

Why an empty EPT pregnancy test box, of course.