Lesson #39 in Things I've Learned the Hard Way

Lesson #39: If, while knitting a looooooooong and boring rectangle, you convince yourself that you can finally stop knitting and that the thing will grow and become longer with wear, it won't. Knit more.

Just in case you've tuned in late, I offer this summary of Lesson #38: Always take sunglasses to a funeral--you know, just in case someone decides to organize family photos around the urn. Lesson learned.